Tattletales
1974-78 (28 episodes)
- (2-18-74) Bobby Van and Elaine Joyce, Dick Gautier and Barbara Stuart, Jerry Stiller and Anne Meara. First question: Your first date together. (Premiere episode) [GSN/578.1/A-]
- (2-19-74) Dick Gautier and Barbara Stuart, Jerry Stiller and Anne Meara, Bobby Van and Elaine Joyce. First question: The day you were married. [GSN/578.2/A-]
- (1974) Steve Allen and Jayne Meadows, Dick Gautier and Barbara Stuart, Gary Collins and Mary Ann Mobley. First question: Someone she almost married instead of you. [GSN/371.5/B]
- (3-1-74) William Shatner and Marcy Lafferty, Orson and Carolyn Bean, Warde Donovan and Phyllis Diller. First question: It happened in a foreign country. (This is the episode where Phyllis Diller burps that appears on blooper specials) [GSN/238.2/A+]
- (1974) Chuck Woolery and Jo Ann Pflug, Allen Ludden and Betty White, Ann and Bill Cullen. First question: It happened during a wedding. [GSN/116.3/B]
- (3-28-74) Chuck Woolery and Jo Ann Pflug, Allen Ludden and Betty White, Ann and Bill Cullen. First question: A story about your in-laws. (Thursday episode. Ripped from YouTube) [SMw/slate+OC/392.2/A]
- (3-29-74) Chuck Woolery and Jo Ann Pflug, Allen Ludden and Betty White, Ann and Bill Cullen. First question: First kiss. (Allen and Betty strike out completely in this episode. Friday episode) [GSN/578.5/A]
- (4-8-74) Jack and Doe Narz, Steve Allen and Jayne Meadows, Roger Perry and Jo Anne Worley. First question: It happened to music. [GSN/578.4/A]
- (1974) Gavin and Patti McCloud, Allen Ludden and Betty White, Pat and Marjorie Harrington. First question: It happened at a movie. (Blooper moment happens with Bert and the cameraman, ”Curly”) [GSN/475.3/B+]
- (1974) Scoey and Claire Mitchll, William and Marcy Shatner, and George and Alana Hamilton. First question: If a friend of your husband made advances to you, and then realized his folly and apologized, would you tell your husband about it? [GSN/7.3/A]
- (1974) Bob and Pat Crane, Fabian and Katie, Charles Rosewell and Elaine Verdugo. First question: Are you insulted when a man who knows you are married propositions you? (”All Tattletale Quickies” Day) [GSN/87.2/A]
- (1974) Elaine Verdugo and Charles Rosewell, Bob and Pat Crane, Fabian and Katie. First question: You get on an airplane going to New York. You’ve got a five hour ride ahead of you. There are only two seats available. One is next to Joe Namath, and one is next to a really gorgeous girl. Which one will you choose? (”All Tattletale Quickies” Day) [GSN/87.3/A]
- (1974) Bobby Troupe and Julie London, Bill Trobez and Rona Barrett, Barbara Stuart and Dick Gautier. First question: Which of these books would you rather receive as a gift: The Joy of Cooking, or The Joy of Sex? [GSN/87.4/A]
- (1974) Charlie Brill and Mitzi McCall, Bobby Troupe and Julie London, Bill Trobez and Rona Barrett. First question: You’re alone at home, you have curlers in your hair and cold cream all over your face. Just then, one of your husband’s friends rings the doorbell. Do you let him in and let him see the way you currently are? [GSN/87.5/A]
- (1974) Charlie Brill and Mitzi McCall, Bobby Troupe and Julie London, Bill Trobez and Rona Barrett. First question: Your husband is gonna be stranded on our famous tropical island for a whole year without you. Instead, his companion is going to be another man or another woman. Now, which would you prefer the poor guy to be stranded with? [SMw/slate+OC/457.3/B-]
- (8-11-74) Betty White and Allen Ludden, Claire and Scoey Mitchll, Jill and Joe Campanella. First question: Which do you find more provocative: looking at nude pictures of girls, or reading sexy books? [GSN/440.2/A+]
- (1974) Patty Duke and John Astin, Claire and Scoey Mitchll, Mitzi McCall and Charlie Brill. First question: Most lovers say “I love you” to each other with more or less frequency. Between you and your wife, who says “I love you” more often? (From the first week with the new “All-Quickie" format. Johnny Olson sub-announces) [SMw/slate+OC/457.2/A-]
- (1974) Charlie Brill and Mitzi McCall, John Astin and Patty Duke, Scoey and Claire Mitchll. First question: If a wife finds her husband is unfaithful, which is the better course of action? To confront him with it immediately, or say nothing and hope it boils over? (Johnny Olson sub-announces. John and Patty win a record-breaking amount on the show) [SMw/slate+OC/566.4/A-]
- (1-9-75) Bobby Van and Elaine Joyce, Shecky and Nalani Greene, Greg Mullavey and Meredith MacRae. First question: Which of the following would you rather receive from your husband, a single red rose with a note saying, “I love you”, or a $500 bill in an envelope with a note saying, “buy whatever you like”? (Features the debut of the short-lived audience game. John Harlan sub-announces) [GSN/330.1/A+]
- (1975) Jim and Henny Backus, Chuck Woolery and Jo Ann Pflug, Charlie Brill and Mitzi McCall. First question: You’re at a party. Suddenly, the door swings open, and in sweeps Jackie and Aristotle Onassis. Who will act more blase in their company, you, or your husband? [GSN/113.1/B]
- (1975) Lynn Redgrave and John Clark, Hal and Fran Linden, Godfrey and Audrey Cambridge. First question: When you first met your wife, who would you say fell in love at first sight? You, your wife, both of you, or neither of you? [GSN/350.3/B]
- (1976) Susan Howard and Calvin Crane, George and Alana Hamilton, Betty White and Allen Ludden. First question: We know this couldn’t happen, but if your wife were having an affair, would it bother you more if it were an ex-boyfriend from the past, or a man she just recently met? [GSN/556.3/B]
- (1976) Whitman and Gail Mayo, Orson and Carolyn Bean, Wink and Sandy Martindale. First question: A minister recently made news by publicly burning thousands of dollars worth of rock records. He claimed that hard rock music was so sensuous that according to a survey of 1,000 unwed mothers, 98% of them were listening to it when they became pregnant. Tell us, would hard rock music tend to enhance your romantic interludes, or turn you off? (Monday episode. Audio is a little fuzzy) [GSN/150.4/B-]
- (1976) Gene and Helen Rayburn, Juliet Prowse and John McCook, Leslie and Kandi Nielsen. First question: You win first prize in a contest. You can choose one of two expensive and extensive beauty treatments. One is for the face, and one is for the body. Which one will you choose? [GSN/282.2/B]
- (1976) Singles Day: No married couples!! Richard Dawson and Jody Donovan, Bill Macy and Samantha Harper, Tom Lyndstrom and Kaye Stevens. First question: For which event would you rather be a judge? The Pilsbury Bake-Off, or the Mr. Nude America Contest? (Intro has tracking issues. A member of the audience gets confused by a question, so Bert goes and explains it to them!!) [GSN/450/A-]
- (1977) Bob and Dorothy Jo Barker, William Shatner and Marcy Laferty, Pat and Patty Cooper. First question: When your husband is away, do you sleep at night better than usual, worse than usual, or the same as usual? [GSN/103.5/B]
- (1977) Redd and Joi Foxx, Bill Macy and Samantha Harper, Donald Ross and Patti Deutsch. First question: Think back to the first time you met your husband, at that moment, which of you was more attracted to the other? (Monday episode, and Redd’s first ever episode) [GSN/282.1/B+]
- (1978) Jerry Stiller and Anne Meara, Murray Mathisson and Phyliss Diller, Charles Nelson Reilly and Elizabeth Allen. First question: You are reading the latest copy of a top fashion magazine, and come across a test to measure your sexual drive. Do you take the test, yes or no? [GSN/475.4/B]
1982-84 (16.5 episodes)
- (1982) Tim and Daphne Maxwell Reid, Abby Dalton and Jack Smith, Charles Nelson Reilly and Julie Harris. First question: Have you learned more facts about sex from books, your parents, your friends, or from practice? [GSN/442.4/B+]
- (1982) Jack and Roxanne Carter, Jim Anderson and Linda Blair, Bernie and Yolanda Kopell. First question: Would you consider it a compliment if one of your friends said, “You know what? You think like a man.” [GSN/97.3/B+]
- (1982) Joan Collins and Ron Kass, Barbi Benton and George Gradow, Helen and Gene Rayburn. First question: You have a very, very erotic dream about one of your wife’s friends. Do you tell your wife about it? (1982; GSN; 73.1; Rating: B) [GSN/73.1/B]
- (1982) Peter Marshall and Jennifer Green, Bill and Becky Anderson, George Gradow and Barbi Benton. First question: You’re by yourself at a secluded beach. The only person on the beach is a middle-aged man. You get a painful splinter in your tush/bum. Would you ask the man to remove it, yes or no? [GSN/75.2/B]
- (1982) Tom and Kay Poston, Scoey and Claire Mitchll, Victor Holchak and Leslie Easterbrook. First question: If your husband suddenly stops saying to you, “I love you?”, when do you think you’ll realize that he’s stopped saying it. [GSN/475.5/B+]
- (1982) Rip Taylor and Phyllis Diller, Norman and Karen Fell, Bill and Vivian Daily. First question: Would you object if your 19 year old daughter went out with a man you used to date? [GSN/450.2/A-]
- (1-7-83) Michael and Barbara Lembeck, Ken Kercheval and Audrey Landers, Nedra and Oren Volz. First question: Would you rather have a bust that was a little too big, or a bust that was a little too small? (Only the first 15 minutes. Friday episode) [OC/572.5/A]
- (1983) From Soap Opera Week: Jerry Douglas and Deborah Audaire, Frank Runyon and Meg Ryan, Bill Byers and Leslie Graves. First question: Several times of week you see a limousine pull up in front of your neighbor’s house. A well-dressed woman gets out and looks in your neighbor’s garbage can. The next time you walk by your neighbor’s house, would you look in their garbage can? [GSN/134.2/A+]
- (1983) Judy Landers and Todd Blackledge, Tippi Ward and Denver Pyle, Edie Roberts and Jimmie Walker. First question: With all your worldly experience, do you think sexy women make better lovers than ordinary women, yes or no? [OB/309.5/B+]
- (11-1-83) Jamie and Joy Farr, Rene and Irene Enriquez, Jim and Kitty Moffett. First question: An eccentric Uncle leaves you an unusual diamond worth a million dollars. It’s mounted in an antique setting from Ancient India, designed to fit on your nose. Your Uncle’s will stipulates that you must wear it in your nose every evening you go out in public for the next year. After that, you may do whatever you want with it. Would you accept the terms, yes or no? [OC/103.6/B]
- (11-23-83) Scoey and Claire Mitchlll, John Patrick Weber and Shannon Tweed, Lee and Karen Bergere. First question: Imagine you have a five-year-old son, and he asked you to buy him a baby doll to play with. Would you simply buy it for him, or try to discourage him? (Scoey breaks down in a laughing fit because of how bad John and Shannon are at playing the game) [OC/572.4/B]
- (1983) John Clark and Lynn Redgrave, Bill and Vivian Daily, Grant and Debbie Goodeve. First question: The two of you are having dinner at a restaurant. You overhear another couple arguing, and it’s obvious you both have heard everything. Suddenly, the couple turns over to you two and says, “We’d like your opinion, please.” Who is more likely to give your opinion: you, her, the both of you, or neither of you? (From Christmas Week) [GSN/29.5/A]
- (1984) Mothers and Sons Week: Shirley Jones, Isabel Sanford, Phyllis Diller and their sons. First question: We have three videotapes of your early years; which one would you rather see? [GSN/586.4/B+]
- (4/84) Roger E. Mosley and Toni Laudermilk, Tom and Kay Poston, Gerry Cook and Bonnie Urseth. First question: Ex-president Nixon has been trying to buy a Manhattan condo for two million dollars. The board of governors of the building voted against admitting him. If you were a member of the board, would you vote for, or against admitting the Nixons into the building? [GSN/344.4/B+]
- (1984) Susan and Chuck Wagner, Norman and Karen Fell, Don and Linda Stroud. First question: I wore this skirt for a reason. It’s featured in People Magazine as the latest fashion trend for 1984. If your husband received this outfit as a gift, would he wear it, yes or no? (Bert wears a skirt) [GSN/556.4/A+]
- (5-18-84) Mothers and Daughters Week: Anne Convy, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Cleo Falana. First question: When it comes to your appearance, which are you more likely to believe: what your mirror tells you, or what your daughter tells you? [OB/282.3/B+]
- (6-1-84) From Soap Stars and Their Mothers Week: Anne Sward and Scott Bryce, Marla Adams and Frank Benard, Marj Dusay and Todd Curtis. First question: The director of your soap opera wants to try something new. You’re going to be doing a torrent love scene, and even though it’ll take place under the sheets, he thinks your being in the nude will add “realism". Would you try it his way, yes or no? (Finale. Bert enters through the audience) [GSN/543.4/A]
Richard Dawson (1 episode)
- (1976) Bob and Dorothy Jo Barker, Bert and Anne Convy, Jack and Doe Narz. First question: Do you think you’d make love more often if you didn't have a television set, yes or no? (From another emcee week, same as the episode hosted by Bob Barker) [GSN/118.1/A+]
Gene Rayburn (1 episode)
- (1975) Bob and Dorothy Jo Barker, Bobby Van and Elaine Joyce, Bert and Anne Convy. First question: When my husband proposed to me, we were in the *blank*. (From another emcee week) [GSN/556.1/B]
Bob Barker (1 episode)
- (1976) Bert and Anne Convy, Richard Dawson and Jody Donovan, Jack and Doe Narz. First question: If your guy shows up after work with lipstick on his collar, do you ask him about it, or do you ignore it? (From another emcee week) [GSN/81.3/A+]
Bobby Van (1 episode)
- (1975) Anne and Bert Convy, Helen and Gene Rayburn, Dorothy Jo and Bob Barker. First question: Let’s say I offer you $1,000 for every day that you can go without saying a word. You have three deals. You can go one day for $1,000, a week for $7,000, or a month for $30,000. If you speak one word, you lose everything. Would you pick a day, a week, or a month? (Another episode from the aforementioned emcee week. GSN makes a pretty nasty blunder and goes to an ad accidentally when Helen is about to answer the first question, and returns having skipped Helen and Dorothy Jo’s answers) [GSN/556.2/B]
- (2-18-74) Bobby Van and Elaine Joyce, Dick Gautier and Barbara Stuart, Jerry Stiller and Anne Meara. First question: Your first date together. (Premiere episode) [GSN/578.1/A-]
- (2-19-74) Dick Gautier and Barbara Stuart, Jerry Stiller and Anne Meara, Bobby Van and Elaine Joyce. First question: The day you were married. [GSN/578.2/A-]
- (1974) Steve Allen and Jayne Meadows, Dick Gautier and Barbara Stuart, Gary Collins and Mary Ann Mobley. First question: Someone she almost married instead of you. [GSN/371.5/B]
- (3-1-74) William Shatner and Marcy Lafferty, Orson and Carolyn Bean, Warde Donovan and Phyllis Diller. First question: It happened in a foreign country. (This is the episode where Phyllis Diller burps that appears on blooper specials) [GSN/238.2/A+]
- (1974) Chuck Woolery and Jo Ann Pflug, Allen Ludden and Betty White, Ann and Bill Cullen. First question: It happened during a wedding. [GSN/116.3/B]
- (3-28-74) Chuck Woolery and Jo Ann Pflug, Allen Ludden and Betty White, Ann and Bill Cullen. First question: A story about your in-laws. (Thursday episode. Ripped from YouTube) [SMw/slate+OC/392.2/A]
- (3-29-74) Chuck Woolery and Jo Ann Pflug, Allen Ludden and Betty White, Ann and Bill Cullen. First question: First kiss. (Allen and Betty strike out completely in this episode. Friday episode) [GSN/578.5/A]
- (4-8-74) Jack and Doe Narz, Steve Allen and Jayne Meadows, Roger Perry and Jo Anne Worley. First question: It happened to music. [GSN/578.4/A]
- (1974) Gavin and Patti McCloud, Allen Ludden and Betty White, Pat and Marjorie Harrington. First question: It happened at a movie. (Blooper moment happens with Bert and the cameraman, ”Curly”) [GSN/475.3/B+]
- (1974) Scoey and Claire Mitchll, William and Marcy Shatner, and George and Alana Hamilton. First question: If a friend of your husband made advances to you, and then realized his folly and apologized, would you tell your husband about it? [GSN/7.3/A]
- (1974) Bob and Pat Crane, Fabian and Katie, Charles Rosewell and Elaine Verdugo. First question: Are you insulted when a man who knows you are married propositions you? (”All Tattletale Quickies” Day) [GSN/87.2/A]
- (1974) Elaine Verdugo and Charles Rosewell, Bob and Pat Crane, Fabian and Katie. First question: You get on an airplane going to New York. You’ve got a five hour ride ahead of you. There are only two seats available. One is next to Joe Namath, and one is next to a really gorgeous girl. Which one will you choose? (”All Tattletale Quickies” Day) [GSN/87.3/A]
- (1974) Bobby Troupe and Julie London, Bill Trobez and Rona Barrett, Barbara Stuart and Dick Gautier. First question: Which of these books would you rather receive as a gift: The Joy of Cooking, or The Joy of Sex? [GSN/87.4/A]
- (1974) Charlie Brill and Mitzi McCall, Bobby Troupe and Julie London, Bill Trobez and Rona Barrett. First question: You’re alone at home, you have curlers in your hair and cold cream all over your face. Just then, one of your husband’s friends rings the doorbell. Do you let him in and let him see the way you currently are? [GSN/87.5/A]
- (1974) Charlie Brill and Mitzi McCall, Bobby Troupe and Julie London, Bill Trobez and Rona Barrett. First question: Your husband is gonna be stranded on our famous tropical island for a whole year without you. Instead, his companion is going to be another man or another woman. Now, which would you prefer the poor guy to be stranded with? [SMw/slate+OC/457.3/B-]
- (8-11-74) Betty White and Allen Ludden, Claire and Scoey Mitchll, Jill and Joe Campanella. First question: Which do you find more provocative: looking at nude pictures of girls, or reading sexy books? [GSN/440.2/A+]
- (1974) Patty Duke and John Astin, Claire and Scoey Mitchll, Mitzi McCall and Charlie Brill. First question: Most lovers say “I love you” to each other with more or less frequency. Between you and your wife, who says “I love you” more often? (From the first week with the new “All-Quickie" format. Johnny Olson sub-announces) [SMw/slate+OC/457.2/A-]
- (1974) Charlie Brill and Mitzi McCall, John Astin and Patty Duke, Scoey and Claire Mitchll. First question: If a wife finds her husband is unfaithful, which is the better course of action? To confront him with it immediately, or say nothing and hope it boils over? (Johnny Olson sub-announces. John and Patty win a record-breaking amount on the show) [SMw/slate+OC/566.4/A-]
- (1-9-75) Bobby Van and Elaine Joyce, Shecky and Nalani Greene, Greg Mullavey and Meredith MacRae. First question: Which of the following would you rather receive from your husband, a single red rose with a note saying, “I love you”, or a $500 bill in an envelope with a note saying, “buy whatever you like”? (Features the debut of the short-lived audience game. John Harlan sub-announces) [GSN/330.1/A+]
- (1975) Jim and Henny Backus, Chuck Woolery and Jo Ann Pflug, Charlie Brill and Mitzi McCall. First question: You’re at a party. Suddenly, the door swings open, and in sweeps Jackie and Aristotle Onassis. Who will act more blase in their company, you, or your husband? [GSN/113.1/B]
- (1975) Lynn Redgrave and John Clark, Hal and Fran Linden, Godfrey and Audrey Cambridge. First question: When you first met your wife, who would you say fell in love at first sight? You, your wife, both of you, or neither of you? [GSN/350.3/B]
- (1976) Susan Howard and Calvin Crane, George and Alana Hamilton, Betty White and Allen Ludden. First question: We know this couldn’t happen, but if your wife were having an affair, would it bother you more if it were an ex-boyfriend from the past, or a man she just recently met? [GSN/556.3/B]
- (1976) Whitman and Gail Mayo, Orson and Carolyn Bean, Wink and Sandy Martindale. First question: A minister recently made news by publicly burning thousands of dollars worth of rock records. He claimed that hard rock music was so sensuous that according to a survey of 1,000 unwed mothers, 98% of them were listening to it when they became pregnant. Tell us, would hard rock music tend to enhance your romantic interludes, or turn you off? (Monday episode. Audio is a little fuzzy) [GSN/150.4/B-]
- (1976) Gene and Helen Rayburn, Juliet Prowse and John McCook, Leslie and Kandi Nielsen. First question: You win first prize in a contest. You can choose one of two expensive and extensive beauty treatments. One is for the face, and one is for the body. Which one will you choose? [GSN/282.2/B]
- (1976) Singles Day: No married couples!! Richard Dawson and Jody Donovan, Bill Macy and Samantha Harper, Tom Lyndstrom and Kaye Stevens. First question: For which event would you rather be a judge? The Pilsbury Bake-Off, or the Mr. Nude America Contest? (Intro has tracking issues. A member of the audience gets confused by a question, so Bert goes and explains it to them!!) [GSN/450/A-]
- (1977) Bob and Dorothy Jo Barker, William Shatner and Marcy Laferty, Pat and Patty Cooper. First question: When your husband is away, do you sleep at night better than usual, worse than usual, or the same as usual? [GSN/103.5/B]
- (1977) Redd and Joi Foxx, Bill Macy and Samantha Harper, Donald Ross and Patti Deutsch. First question: Think back to the first time you met your husband, at that moment, which of you was more attracted to the other? (Monday episode, and Redd’s first ever episode) [GSN/282.1/B+]
- (1978) Jerry Stiller and Anne Meara, Murray Mathisson and Phyliss Diller, Charles Nelson Reilly and Elizabeth Allen. First question: You are reading the latest copy of a top fashion magazine, and come across a test to measure your sexual drive. Do you take the test, yes or no? [GSN/475.4/B]
1982-84 (16.5 episodes)
- (1982) Tim and Daphne Maxwell Reid, Abby Dalton and Jack Smith, Charles Nelson Reilly and Julie Harris. First question: Have you learned more facts about sex from books, your parents, your friends, or from practice? [GSN/442.4/B+]
- (1982) Jack and Roxanne Carter, Jim Anderson and Linda Blair, Bernie and Yolanda Kopell. First question: Would you consider it a compliment if one of your friends said, “You know what? You think like a man.” [GSN/97.3/B+]
- (1982) Joan Collins and Ron Kass, Barbi Benton and George Gradow, Helen and Gene Rayburn. First question: You have a very, very erotic dream about one of your wife’s friends. Do you tell your wife about it? (1982; GSN; 73.1; Rating: B) [GSN/73.1/B]
- (1982) Peter Marshall and Jennifer Green, Bill and Becky Anderson, George Gradow and Barbi Benton. First question: You’re by yourself at a secluded beach. The only person on the beach is a middle-aged man. You get a painful splinter in your tush/bum. Would you ask the man to remove it, yes or no? [GSN/75.2/B]
- (1982) Tom and Kay Poston, Scoey and Claire Mitchll, Victor Holchak and Leslie Easterbrook. First question: If your husband suddenly stops saying to you, “I love you?”, when do you think you’ll realize that he’s stopped saying it. [GSN/475.5/B+]
- (1982) Rip Taylor and Phyllis Diller, Norman and Karen Fell, Bill and Vivian Daily. First question: Would you object if your 19 year old daughter went out with a man you used to date? [GSN/450.2/A-]
- (1-7-83) Michael and Barbara Lembeck, Ken Kercheval and Audrey Landers, Nedra and Oren Volz. First question: Would you rather have a bust that was a little too big, or a bust that was a little too small? (Only the first 15 minutes. Friday episode) [OC/572.5/A]
- (1983) From Soap Opera Week: Jerry Douglas and Deborah Audaire, Frank Runyon and Meg Ryan, Bill Byers and Leslie Graves. First question: Several times of week you see a limousine pull up in front of your neighbor’s house. A well-dressed woman gets out and looks in your neighbor’s garbage can. The next time you walk by your neighbor’s house, would you look in their garbage can? [GSN/134.2/A+]
- (1983) Judy Landers and Todd Blackledge, Tippi Ward and Denver Pyle, Edie Roberts and Jimmie Walker. First question: With all your worldly experience, do you think sexy women make better lovers than ordinary women, yes or no? [OB/309.5/B+]
- (11-1-83) Jamie and Joy Farr, Rene and Irene Enriquez, Jim and Kitty Moffett. First question: An eccentric Uncle leaves you an unusual diamond worth a million dollars. It’s mounted in an antique setting from Ancient India, designed to fit on your nose. Your Uncle’s will stipulates that you must wear it in your nose every evening you go out in public for the next year. After that, you may do whatever you want with it. Would you accept the terms, yes or no? [OC/103.6/B]
- (11-23-83) Scoey and Claire Mitchlll, John Patrick Weber and Shannon Tweed, Lee and Karen Bergere. First question: Imagine you have a five-year-old son, and he asked you to buy him a baby doll to play with. Would you simply buy it for him, or try to discourage him? (Scoey breaks down in a laughing fit because of how bad John and Shannon are at playing the game) [OC/572.4/B]
- (1983) John Clark and Lynn Redgrave, Bill and Vivian Daily, Grant and Debbie Goodeve. First question: The two of you are having dinner at a restaurant. You overhear another couple arguing, and it’s obvious you both have heard everything. Suddenly, the couple turns over to you two and says, “We’d like your opinion, please.” Who is more likely to give your opinion: you, her, the both of you, or neither of you? (From Christmas Week) [GSN/29.5/A]
- (1984) Mothers and Sons Week: Shirley Jones, Isabel Sanford, Phyllis Diller and their sons. First question: We have three videotapes of your early years; which one would you rather see? [GSN/586.4/B+]
- (4/84) Roger E. Mosley and Toni Laudermilk, Tom and Kay Poston, Gerry Cook and Bonnie Urseth. First question: Ex-president Nixon has been trying to buy a Manhattan condo for two million dollars. The board of governors of the building voted against admitting him. If you were a member of the board, would you vote for, or against admitting the Nixons into the building? [GSN/344.4/B+]
- (1984) Susan and Chuck Wagner, Norman and Karen Fell, Don and Linda Stroud. First question: I wore this skirt for a reason. It’s featured in People Magazine as the latest fashion trend for 1984. If your husband received this outfit as a gift, would he wear it, yes or no? (Bert wears a skirt) [GSN/556.4/A+]
- (5-18-84) Mothers and Daughters Week: Anne Convy, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Cleo Falana. First question: When it comes to your appearance, which are you more likely to believe: what your mirror tells you, or what your daughter tells you? [OB/282.3/B+]
- (6-1-84) From Soap Stars and Their Mothers Week: Anne Sward and Scott Bryce, Marla Adams and Frank Benard, Marj Dusay and Todd Curtis. First question: The director of your soap opera wants to try something new. You’re going to be doing a torrent love scene, and even though it’ll take place under the sheets, he thinks your being in the nude will add “realism". Would you try it his way, yes or no? (Finale. Bert enters through the audience) [GSN/543.4/A]
Richard Dawson (1 episode)
- (1976) Bob and Dorothy Jo Barker, Bert and Anne Convy, Jack and Doe Narz. First question: Do you think you’d make love more often if you didn't have a television set, yes or no? (From another emcee week, same as the episode hosted by Bob Barker) [GSN/118.1/A+]
Gene Rayburn (1 episode)
- (1975) Bob and Dorothy Jo Barker, Bobby Van and Elaine Joyce, Bert and Anne Convy. First question: When my husband proposed to me, we were in the *blank*. (From another emcee week) [GSN/556.1/B]
Bob Barker (1 episode)
- (1976) Bert and Anne Convy, Richard Dawson and Jody Donovan, Jack and Doe Narz. First question: If your guy shows up after work with lipstick on his collar, do you ask him about it, or do you ignore it? (From another emcee week) [GSN/81.3/A+]
Bobby Van (1 episode)
- (1975) Anne and Bert Convy, Helen and Gene Rayburn, Dorothy Jo and Bob Barker. First question: Let’s say I offer you $1,000 for every day that you can go without saying a word. You have three deals. You can go one day for $1,000, a week for $7,000, or a month for $30,000. If you speak one word, you lose everything. Would you pick a day, a week, or a month? (Another episode from the aforementioned emcee week. GSN makes a pretty nasty blunder and goes to an ad accidentally when Helen is about to answer the first question, and returns having skipped Helen and Dorothy Jo’s answers) [GSN/556.2/B]